The next time someone tells you they’re against gay marriage, don’t ask: “Why?”

Ask: “How?”

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I learned a long time ago that there are only three rules in business:

• Everything is on the table until it’s not
• Money does all the talking
• There’s nothing personal; it’s just business

If you cut through all the emotion on whether Rush Limbaugh should be allowed to be part owner of the St. Louis Rams, it all really comes down to this:

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I realize I am coming in on this a little late, but I have a day job which, Mr. or Ms. Anonymous Secret Spokesperson, is getting harder and harder to keep because the White House is too busy breaking election promises, waffling on health care, and stalling on Afghanistan to come back to "Main Street" and face the cold hard fact that things ain’t so good down here.

But, I digress.

Actually, Mr. or Ms. Anonymous Secret Spokesperson (Mr. or Ms. ASS for short),

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One of the dim bulbs on CNN said the mission cost $78 million. If NASA (a.k.a. the U.S. Government) would care to put $78 million in a bag and drop it in my back yard to see if there’s water there, I’d be glad to give them the coordinates.

I have an idea for the future of NASA: Dismantle it, tear down all the buildings, bulldoze the land, and put up a casino with a space exploration theme where people pay to play games like Planetary Slots (3 Earths pay out the grand prize), Lunar Lander Craps, Mars Mission Roulette and much, much more. It would be profitable for the government, stop the spread of the virus known as the human race, and contribute to the greening of space by reducing the amount of space junk.

If you really want to waste your time, here’s a place where you can read about the whole boondoggle.

Forget him.

Period.

He may be dead. He may not. Doesn’t matter.

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